John: Darn! Now I can't see, the sales lady had to go and take my head off! Why'd she have to turn me into a mannequin? And a female one at that! What'd I ever do to her? 

Jack: Don't complain so much! I have to be a dress, and all I don't even get to be worn by a real girl.

John: What, so I'm not enough for you?

Jack: Your a piece of plastic! 

John: True, and your a piece of cloth.

Jack: A very elegantly designed piece of cloth.

John: Oh shut up!